id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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