You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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