I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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