Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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