You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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