so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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