lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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