well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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