We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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