ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think I am morally bankrupt
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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