his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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