Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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