i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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