he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
