is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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