I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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