i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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