Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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