oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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