i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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