we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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