its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
time to smoke my breakfast
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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