fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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