fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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