someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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