Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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