Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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