Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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