nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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