i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
