Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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