Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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