I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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