DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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