i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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