I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Randomize
