Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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