I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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