no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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