capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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