You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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