More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
