But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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