Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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