Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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