Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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