It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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