What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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