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you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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