Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
and she was petting her beer can
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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